Things I Like to Find On MUNI:
kittens
empty seats
interesting conversations to eavesdrop on
guide dogs
a pleasant MUNI driver
money
an acquaintance that I’m fond of
slang I’m unfamiliar with
children who aren’t screaming or crying
Things I Don’t Like to Find on MUNI:
used condoms
overwhelming odors
any type of bodily fluid
used band-aids
vomit
fecal matter
used feminine products
scary strangers who won’t stop talking to me
guns
a MUNI driver swearing over the intercom
unexplained delays
children who are screaming or crying
belligerent passengers
a packed car where the only standing room leaves you pressed up against a person who appears to have a skin disease
open doors while the train is moving
Things I usually find on MUNI:
(see “Things I Don’t Like to Find on MUNI,” above)
{ungraceful animals} 