I have been tremendously inconsistent about updating my blog. Because I am pregnant, I will blame this inconsistency on the fact that I suffered from fairly intense morning sickness for three months straight. Anyone who cares to do the math on this excuse will quickly realize that my longest period of blog-slacking actually occurred after the morning sickness had ended. But you know what? No one argues with a pregnant lady. That’s one of the nice things about being pregnant.
The other nice thing about being pregnant is maternity pants. Maternity pants feel like a cross between PajamaJeans® and down from a Zeus-swan.
Those are the two nice things about being pregnant. That’s it.
The rest of being pregnant is pretty much what you’d expect: for example, right now, I am barefoot. I spent the morning watching Maury Povich and sewing the holes in my hand-me-down maternity pants. Later on today, I will probably bake a pie.
